{"product_id":"funny-candle-moonlit-silk","title":"Funny Candle, Accidentally Became Important","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny Candle – Accidentally Became Important\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou didn't ask for this level of responsibility. It just happened. One day you were just vibing, and the next — somehow essential. Light this candle and own it. You accidentally became important, and honestly? It suits you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7.5 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 3\" diameter x 3.5\" tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWick Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wood wick (warm, crackling burn)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBurn Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–50 hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium soy wax blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVessel:\u003c\/strong\u003e Glass jar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrackling wood wick creates a cozy, fireplace-like atmosphere\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean-burning soy wax for a longer, even burn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHilarious and relatable — perfect for gifting or keeping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-poured with care by Flame On Main\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether it's for the accidental overachiever in your life or a little self-celebration, this candle is the perfect nod to life's unexpected plot twists.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Flame On Main","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52092421669157,"sku":null,"price":18.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0959\/2248\/7589\/files\/moonlitsilk.jpg?v=1773850927","url":"https:\/\/flameonmain.com\/products\/funny-candle-moonlit-silk","provider":"Flame On Main","version":"1.0","type":"link"}